I whipped that dissertation into Complete Submission. Oh yes, I did.
"Complete submission." Heh heh.
OK, now check this out. Before they let you hit submit, you have to fill out a freakin’ survey! A SURVEY, I tell you. Unbelievable. I’m sure I wasn’t the only near-submitter to respond with slightly snarky comments.
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Silly Update: I got a message from the Graduate School saying that I needed to change "July 26, 2005" on the title page to "July 2005" and resubmit. These details, man. They are bordering on the ridiculous!