Adventures with Dr. Lady Cutie Troublemaker

Life is in flux BIG TIME these days. I want to keep in touch with all of my peeps. The Internet is this beautiful thing. I can move to a brand new city and still stay in easy, near-daily contact with the people I love. When I feel connected to the people in my life that matter, I am unstoppable!

Scene from Packland

By Abby at 1:21 pm on Friday, August 6, 2004


Packing takes so much effort, especially when you’re trying to scale down the overall amount of stuff you have. I’m just back from many packing-related errands. I’ve had lunch, I’ve played one game of Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character, and soon I will shower and go to a bookstore to write. It’s starting to actually look packed here. Enjoy this scene from packland. Posted by Hello

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Feel, Learn, and Eat Pie!

By Abby at 11:29 pm on Thursday, August 5, 2004


I was lucky to get a chance to “feel and learn” with Becky and Will in their new house tonight. Not only was there Strawberry Pie, there was also inter-species napping!  Posted by Hello

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Bush: a mean, evil Chauncey Gardener from Being There

By Abby at 1:57 pm on Thursday, August 5, 2004

OK. Best quote EVER from a call-in on the Al Franken Show on Air America:

Bush reminds me of a mean, evil Chauncey Gardener from Being There.

Hee hee! That is so excellent. Being There one of my very favorite movies of all time. Here’s a great description of Chauncey:

Chance is a reclusive, illiterate, passive and simple-minded gardener who is well-groomed, fed on schedule, and dressed in custom-tailored suits. He has lived his whole sheltered life on the walled-in estate of an eccentric millionaire. His only knowledge of the “real” outside world, an encroaching inner-city ghetto area, is through watching television.

Oh hooray for that woman who called in. That was just excellent. I laughed out loud in the library! 😀

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More on Gomez from the Indy Press

By Abby at 11:11 am on Thursday, August 5, 2004


I found an interesting review of the Gomez gig on Sunday. It explains why the Thrills played for such a short period of time, and why the crowd wasn’t paying NEARLY enough attention to Gomez. HELLO?!! So you go to a gig, and the band you didn’t go to see is fucking AWESOME… What do you do? You STFU and listen! That’s what. I hate people who go to gigs to be seen or to seem cool. I’m generally there to listen and watch and participate and to have a great time. I have no time for the losers who hang at the bar, trying to pick up chicks. If you’re looking for me, I’ll be right up front, rockin’ and rollin’!!

The other thing that’s funny about this review is the picture of the sound board. For a short time, I was standing on the landing just above this sound board, and I just kept thinking how completey excessive it was, especially for the Thrills’ acoustic set.

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Yard Sale Tips from The Onion

By Abby at 8:48 am on Thursday, August 5, 2004

A yard sale is a great way to make money while getting rid of clutter. Here are some tips poached from The Onion to make your sale a success:

  • Holding A Yard SaleTo enable easier browsing, arrange items in order of their shittiness.
  • Put your used underwear out for sale. Yes. Put it out. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes, put it all out for sale.
  • Try to arrange your random cast-off crap in such a manner as to cause strangers and passersby to burst into tears at the sheer crippling mundanity of it all.
  • Don’t put out that used electric hotdog cooker. Not only will no one buy the appliance, but your neighbors will be filled with disgust over living so close to someone who owned one.
  • A dollar is a bit pricey for those Reader’s Digest condensed books, Professor Smarty.
  • Please don’t sell our Inchworm riding toy! We know we’re 37 years old now, but please don’t sell our Inchworm Ridey!
  • A free box is a great way to get rid of incriminating evidence.
  • The No. 1 thing yard-sale customers are looking for is a great value. Lucky for you, the No. 2 thing they are looking for is faded purple size-26 Hanes stirrup pants.
  • Having shoppers sign a standard yard-sale contract will ensure that all sales are final.
  • Yard sales are like love: If you let your guard down and present everything you’ve got to the world honestly and without shame, someone is bound to end up with a bunch of your old clothes.
  • Don’t let your children price items. They price the items too high, as you are raising greedy little monsters.
  • Don’t forget to chuckle and tell every single customer that the yard is, in fact, not for sale.

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