Where I Am Not
I didn’t get obsessed with Arctic Monkeys until about a month ago, which means I missed the part where I knew to buy tickets for their gig tonight. Here. In Boston. I hate that I’m missing that.
Instead, I’m back from the office party (not as bad as I’d feared), and I’m watching this Britney interview with Matt Lauer. She’s just referred to “finding her neck.” Um, do you mean “niche”? And then she said, “I love funny people. Funny people are great and so hilarious.” Um… OK. And who didn’t fix that eyeliner blob? And the tits are on display. Man, is this supposed to make her look competent? Cuz it’s not working.
What a long day. I soooo can not wait until Kristin’s birthday tomorrow. It’s going to kick ASS!