Please will you STFU? Please oh please? I’ll give you a cookie. I’ll… NO! Screw that. Just SHUT UP! People live here! People are trying to live and do work! I went back to work today, and I have stuff to do! I can’t write at work because I have no computer. Please just let me do it here. Please! PLEASE STOP!
… would suck a lot more without Jeep, Maggie, Valerian, and Nigel Slater’s Toast.
OK, one of the people who signed up can’t complete their offer because most of the offers require a major credit card. It’s the kind of deal where you do a free signup period, so even if you eventually cancel, you have to have the credit card at the beginning. So I’m still one person short. Anyone? Anyone?!
I know it was for PR reasons, but I’m so glad the US has increased its donation to $350 million. Now, we’re donating the second most of any nation (after Japan), we’re donating 6th overall percentage-wise (because the US sucks up most of the world’s resources). It’s not purely magnanimous, but that whole a-country-the-size-of-Alabama-is-donating-three-times what-we-are thing was kind of getting to me.
I didn’t want to have to apologize on behalf of my lame country yet again.
By the way, I finally made my personal donation. I donated $50 to the Red Cross via Amazon, and I make $15K a year. I challenge you to donate the same percentage as me. So if you make $40K, please donate $133, m’kay? These videos on CNN are heartbreaking. C’mon. Donate. It increases the good karma.
