Here are two of my new, very lovely ice cream sundae dishes filled with homemade cheesecake ice cream, covered with crushed Hob Nobs and chocolate syrup. Jealous?
Here they are the following morning, clean and drying in a sunbeam (yes, I said "sunbeam")
People on Tribe sure are funny sometimes:
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OK, sometimes I really miss my friends. And I especially miss going to karaoke with my friends. Scott and Michelle better start scouting karaoke bars in Boston now!
Karaoke in SF1
Karaoke in SF2
Karaoke in Bloomington 1
Karaoke in Bloomington 2
Here is an analysis of how not to be naive in Memphis (Abby says, “Be a liberal, just don’t be an idiot.”), and here is a sweet tribute to Johnny Carson. And for fun, here is the stupidest news story EVER about a local idiot, and here is a local blogger’s analysis of that.
My parenthetical advice reminds me of a story. My friend Tyrone was supposed to be picked up in Boston by one of my ex’s relatives. I get this call from Tyrone because the relative is really late. I answer the phone, and Tyrone wants to know if I’ve told the relative that he is black. I laughed my ass off. Of COURSE I told him that. Apparently, “good liberal” friends of Tyrone’s think that somehow it’s really respectful to not mention his skin color. What the hell?! If you ask me, being “colorblind” is about as stupid as it gets. “I don’t see color” is bullshit, and it’s misguided. What’s more disrespectful than pretending not to see some very basic qualities of a person? Qualities that might relate to their worldview and their experience? I have to go to work now, so I’m not going to start my rant on the topic, but I assure you, the kids in my Muticulturalism class sure got an earful every semester. This liberal don’t play that stupid game. Puh-leeeze!
It seems some pranksters in Germany have been putting little Bush flags in piles of dog poo. Hilarious! Click here for more lovely photos and here for an article.
4 More Years of Shit
…the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame… “We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act,” said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler, “but frankly, we don’t know what we would do if we caught them red handed.” Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces [sic] as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.
Bwahahaha!!
