Why is my G9 stuck in a field in Nebraska?
Moment in Abby’s IM life. 7:30am, up to feed the cats. Online to check package status. Friend Fred pops up…
Abby: WHERE’S MY G9?! isnoop.net/tracking/index.php?t=1Z81E74W4259882789&i
Fred: THAT’S COOL isnoop.
Abby: It’d be cooler if it moved
Fred: where the FUCK is that?
it’s in some icy tundra
Abby: Nebraska, I think
Fred: it’s nowhere near any road
someone just tossed it out into a field
Abby: I KNOW!
POUT!!!
