Creepy Wieners
This Cruise-Holmes story gets creepier and creepier. I can’t help but rubberneck!
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Comment by Abby
June 21, 2005 @ 11:01 pm
Yes, MUCH more important issues – absolutely. And yet, I’m somehow drawn to this one despite my better judgment. It still gets picked up on my radar. Conversion is a tricky, tricky, icky, icky thing. I’m not a fan.
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Comment by Adam
June 22, 2005 @ 6:35 am
I’m all for anything that exposes the creepy vileness that is $camitology.
If it’s a legitimate religion, I’m the fucking Grand Duchess Anastasia.
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Comment by friendly joe
June 22, 2005 @ 8:30 am
Having Adam explain being a “Duchess” to his wife should be interesting, but a liberal such as he professes to be should be a bit more tolerant. I as a moderate can indeed think what he wrote, but Adam??? I guess everybody has a blind spot or two. I did like the “$camitology” word, however.
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Comment by Adam
June 22, 2005 @ 10:39 am
Tolerate this, fuckface. **makes obscene gesture**
It’s not a religion – it’s a motherfucking scam. That’s all it is. A three-card monte game has more overt religiosity than L. Ron Hubbard’s moneymaking scheme.
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Comment by friendly joe
June 22, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
Adam Is A Poe Of Profanity, A Shakespeare Of Swearwords, A Veritable Voltaire Of Vilification, A Fucking Ferlinghetti Of Filth.
Had I read his description of himself on his blog, I would never have chided him so on your blog. Sorry, Abby, and I apologize, Adam.
Not to post again.
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Comment by Abby
June 22, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
Oh post again. Adam can take it, and I sure can. I loves me some good Adam rants and profanity. Nothing like it!
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Comment by Adam
June 22, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
I will withdraw my personal attack and offer instead a profound apology for the bluntness of my response, Joe.
The $camitologists – and all the other two-bit con-artists and bottom feeders out there – kinda chap my ass. Chidings, even the politely worded and well-intentioned ones, tend to provoke a visceral emotional response far beyond the level society at large would expect or allow.
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Comment by friendly joe
June 22, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
I was serious about apologizing as well. Water over the dam, under the bridge, et al. Oh, I do like the word. And, I’ve enjoyed your blog on the few times I’ve read it.
Now… write something else I can chide you about. Then I won’t and we’ll both feel better.
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Comment by Abby
June 22, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
If he wasn’t blunt, he wouldn’t be Adam. Overly abrupt Southerners, UNITE!
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Comment by Abby's Mom Accidentally Posting Using Abby's Name!
June 22, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
“A Poe Of Profanity, A Shakespeare Of Swearwords, A Veritable Voltaire Of Vilification, A Fucking Ferlinghetti Of Filth”
Friendly Joe, I’m swooning over your cleverness. Really.
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Comment by Abby's Mom Accidentally Posting Using Abby's Name!
June 22, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
This site offers some interesting information on L. Ron Hubbard.
http://www.clambake.org/archive/ronthenut/
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Comment by friendly joe
June 22, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
Praqise Adam for those words. I took them directly from his “ID” on his blog site.
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Comment by Abby
June 22, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
OK this is weird…
It says I posted this, but I didn’t. Who did? I’m confused.
Abby Says:
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:34 pm | Edit this Comment
This site offers some interesting information on L. Ron Hubbard.
http://www.clambake.org/archive/ronthenut/
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Comment by Adam
June 22, 2005 @ 10:27 pm
Abby, did you comment on your blog the last time you were home? My money says it was Dr. Abby’s Dad or Abby’s Mom.
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Comment by Abby
June 23, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Genius! Cuz I also wan’t the one swooning over Clever Joe’s profanity, because I’m well aware of your blog description, Adam.
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Comment by Abby's mom
June 23, 2005 @ 6:23 am
Sorry. Abby used my computer when she was here, and the name automatically came up with her name. I didn’t notice. I’m the culprit, and I did swoon over Clever Joe’s post.
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Comment by Adam
June 23, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Hah! I knew it!
I’m a reg’lar Sherlock Holmes, I am.
With less cocaine and more profanity. And I don’t have a doctor sidekick, and I have never, to the best of my knowledge, solved any actual crimes.
Unless you count The Mystery Of The Missing Potstickers, but since I was the one what ate them, I don’t think it qualifies.
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Comment by Abby's mom
June 23, 2005 @ 11:18 am
Hey! Don’t give Abby’s parents a hard time. For our age we’re very computer literate.
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Comment by friendly joe
June 23, 2005 @ 3:06 pm
I’ll protecy your mom for you, Abby. It’s been 41 years since I had a lady swoon over anything I did or wrote, even though it wasn’t really my doing or writing. Thanks, Abby’s Mom. It ws the thought that counted. You made my day. Maybe I should get Josephine, my bride for 41 years, to read this section.
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Comment by Abby's mom
June 24, 2005 @ 8:53 am
Friendly Joe,
I’m so happy to have made your day. I have to say I was much happier swooning over the words when I thought they came from a man married 41 years to Josephine. After all, I used to babysit Adam.
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Comment by Ro
June 21, 2005 @ 9:51 pm
Let me preface my comment by saying that we (myself included) seem to be overly interested in gossip (yes, this has always been, but it seems more intense recently) and that we seem to want to mind other people’s business, or are told by the media that we should be interested in their business. That said, I found the article interesting specifically because it points to the issue no one has mentioned: Scientology.
Mr Cruise has a history of “converting” his wives: Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman and now little Katie Holmes. He unsuccesfully tried with Penelope Cruz, but I believe the reason the relationship ended is because Tommy could not make Penelope see the light. Of course this by-passes questions and rumors of his own sexuality and how the Church of Scientology may be a vehicle for him to hide behind.
…And of course…to put things in perspective…there are more important things like oh I dunno, the environment, genocide in Sudan, Zach still at LIA.