Many months ago, I donated a small amount of money to this guy who said that if he received enough donations to buy himself a G5, he’d blow up his G4 (that’s a Mac upgrade for my fellow PC people). Well, last night while I was sleeping, I got an e-mail from him. He did it!
Dad said my glue was dry, and he was right! What he meant was that I am an adult who has a strong sense of self, and that’s all fine and good, but now I’m glued in an all together ‘nother way. So without further ado…
Just what you’ve been looking for: an Abby aggregator! I’ve suprglu’d all my various online stuff into one neat and tidy Super RSS feed. You can also sub with Bloglines. The You Tube feed doesn’t seem to be working, and it’s not as immediate as the regular feeds for my various online locations, but it’s more streamlined. Plus, y’all know I love me some novelty, and what’s more novel than aggregating myself? I can think of very little… at least not until tomorrow when there will be some even shinier penny available for my fleeting consumption. Until then, enjoy. 😀
Trapped In The Closet – The R. Kelly Sing-a-long at the Coolidge Corner Theatre on Friday, April, 29th:
We spared no expense to import from Austin, Texas, one of our favorite ideas ever. Our friend Henri, from the Alamo Drafhouse (one of the best theaters in the country, period), joins us as host for this very special event.
To the uninitiated: Every chapter of R. Kelly’s TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET soap hip-hopera ends with a cliffhanger. The last lines of Chapter 1 are, fittingly enough: "He walks up to the closet
(closet) – He’s close up to the closet (closet) – Now he’s at the closet (closet) – Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)." Then the video fades out and you have to wait for Chapter 2 to find out what happens when he opens the closet (closet, closet, closet). Fortunately you don’t have to wait long because it’ll fade right back in with Chapter 2 and we all get to see what happens when he opens up the closet and finds R. Kelly there in a post-adultery hide-away.
To those in the know: You’ve seen the videos online. Maybe you’ve even seen them on DVD in a room with friends. But you haven’t fully experienced them until you’ve rapped along with R. Kelly in a theater full of hundreds of friends and a bevy of props hidden around the room. We’ll screen all 12 chapters with bouncing-ball sing-a-long lyrics, a bevy of other classic R. Kelly videos (everyone ready for the Bump N’ Grind?), a special on-screen "interview" with the man himself, an amazing 10 year old kiddie remake of the first chapter of Trapped, and more! By the end of the show, Sylvester won’t be the only one who’ll scream out, "Oh my god, a rubber!"
It is so on. Let me know if you can join. I want to make a night of it. 😀
