Adventures with Dr. Lady Cutie Troublemaker

You have been prepped for a post about the crazy person for whom we are petsitting. I feel that my dad has already begun to explain the story. If I take any more of my time to talk about this woman, I may get homocidal. Instead, let me present to you a set of Pet Instructions, the likes of which noone has ever seen. I believe that the contents of this document may be grounds for commitment. Read at your own peril. Names have been changed to protect the fucking crazy!

I literally studied this set of instructions, very confused, for about half an hour in order to come up with this:

This graphs shows how I think. I found her loggorhea seriously baffling! 

Luckily, the pets are great:

Read this. It will catch you up. Longer post on this site re: insane woman to follow later in the day.

My parents came up for Christmas. Here are some pictures. I made Shepherd’s Pie. It was EXCELLENT. I highly recommend it.

Aaron actually found a place in the US that carried the big head coasters I’ve been after!!

I’m the luckiest girl in the world! Here’s a picture of mine with my mom in the background:

Linda met me for lunch last week. She was on the hunt for Colorforms for her daughter for Christmas, so we went into KayBee Toys. There was a table of toys with motors all doing their things. What we came across just wasn’t right:

This is straight from my cell phone.