The Cereal Wars
Glad to see that the kids at Harvard have their priorities straight!
An excerpt from the story:
”I was shocked to see they had done this to our cereals,” said Harvard senior Cameron Moccari, who last week launched the group ”Harvard Students for the Reimplementation of Brand-Named Cereals” on Thefacebook.com, a popular website that allows students to meet new friends or form study groups. ”They replaced all of the familiar cereals with ones that have weird names and don’t taste good.”
For Harvard sophomore Allison Kessler, it’s annoying to pay more than $4,000 for a meal plan that scrimps on her favorite breakfast foods. Particularly since, Kessler, like many college students, eats cereal several times a day.
”I used to eat Lucky Charms for lunch and dinner,” she said. ”The fake stuff gets real soggy, and I’ve just stopped eating cereal. This is not fair.”
Read the whole article so you don’t miss the bit about the “Harvard Coalition For the Return of Lobster Night.” Sheesh! Poor kids.
