Cabbage Fever
Surfing around just now, and I came across one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I’m just going to put the whole article right here, so even those of you who are too lazy to click over have the opportunity to read it. Hope you like it as much as I do:
Cabbage Fever
My son doesn’t like vegetables. Except for that one he had an affair with.
I had Tivo’d an episode of "Good Eats." This one happened to be about cabbage and my three-year-old saw it. For whatever reason he liked it, and asked to see it a few times that week.
While I was at the supermarket, I decided to surprise him and bring home an actual real-life cabbage. When I presented it, he flipped out. The boy carried it off to his room and played with it for almost an hour, rolling it around, pretending to cook it, and who knows what else. I think he felt like he was hanging out with a celebrity since he’d been seeing so much cabbage on TV lately. When I asked if he wanted me to really cut it up and cook it for him, he almost burst into tears.
Later that night I put my son to bed, and just as he was dozing off, he bolted up and screamed "I WANT MY CABBAGE! I WANT MY CABBAGE!" I wasn’t going to fight with him. He’s three, he’d win. I just wanted him to go to sleep, so I gave him the stupid cabbage.
I swear to God, he lugged that cabbage around for the next week and a half. He took naps with it. He brought it for rides in the car. He even threw a tantrum when we wouldn’t let him bring it into Toys ‘R Us.
As a concerned father, I was getting a little worried that he and the cabbage were rushing into things. I mean, they had just met. But nine days after it began, the love affair was over. The cabbage was OUT. Tossed aside without so much as a kiss goodbye, or even an explanation. And to be honest, that was fine by me. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a racist or anything. I like cabbage. I just don’t want my boy dating one.
Kind of reminds me of the story of my friend’s younger brother. He has Autism, and one October, his mother asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween. His answer? "I think I would like to be a triangle." And so that is what he was!
Kids live outside of the box because they don’t yet know what the box is!
